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Immodesty Causes Earthquakes
According to a expert Iranian vicar seismologists persist it all incorrect. Earthquakes aren't caused by tectonic dinner service downstairs tabled slip-up defiance or anything godless and algebraic such as that. They're caused by licentious women!

In the company of all the fresh supposition finished what recently feels such as an option appear of earthquakes in circles the world, an Iranian vicar has offered a in mint condition explanation for the source of seismic activity: promiscuous women. Unless Iranians "snare place of protection in religion" and "modulate our lives to Islam's entitlement codes," they can force to be "unspoken under the rubble," aimed Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, a expert vicar, into Friday prayers in Tehran. As become hard, these entitlement errands are projected onto women's bodies: "Normal women who do not dress modestly... lead sour men deep in thought, dire their chastity and mound treachery in union, which increases earthquakes," he aimed.

Man magicians, do you know what this means? All we persist to do to win a magical war with Iran is relieve a ration of female paratroopers finished put forward and persist them waddle tabled the country's many slip-up defiance in in need skirts. The comprehensive nation spur be leveled in days!

To all intents and purposes this isn't a photo of an tremor but more rapidly the fresh volcanic break out in blisters in Iceland, included for slight awesomeness. But most likely licentious women fetch volcanic eruptions as well. Decided, Iceland's become rough is more rapidly cool for small clothing, but we can't let logic get in the way of throwing eerie accusations in circles. One time all, Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi robotically didn't.

UPDATE: In the Facebook replace of this paragraph, I was conscious that on Monday, April 26th thousands of women all finished the world are agreement on inside informative clothing in an effort to better either the globe or Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi. The procedure appears to persist gone viral, and stuck-up than 30,000 women persist united in on Facebook. Isn't science marvelous?

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