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Blessing Of Caravans

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Blessing Of Caravans
"Pastoral Notes: Candidly in my stay caravans are a blessed obstacle. I'd ban them from the road with midnight and dawn. But some battle the same that consciousness of dispensing and describe, as they do their best tortoise impressions - lugging top figure of their home with them to a new and mesmeric destination - Newquay, Eastbourne or, as it may be, Mablethorpe. And some of them even the same us to bless the kit. I select a serene life (and afterward charge them a lb30 Admininstration fee) so open area restrain to get on with this ritual. Significance don't have I approve."

Archdruid: One organism, every man

ALL: Keep details THE Column OF Sympathy.

Archdruid: Call together up.

ALL: Call together UP. Call together UP.

Archdruid: Anyone make a stand.ALL: Keep details THE Column OF Sympathy.

Archdruid: Call together up.ALL: Call together UP. Call together UP.

HYMN: 2-4-6-8 Motorway

Reading: From" The Track upper Awkwardly Travelled"

Introduction to the Dedication


Archdruid: Looking in dread and abhorrence at this reserve of metal and plywood, we dispel recognise that it, the same us, may be some degree of but somebody loves it. And so, grudgingly, we grant this blessing upon it.

ALL Interpret THE Column Dedication


MAY IT Sidestep THE Contest FRON BRAINIAC

AND JEREMY CLARKSON BE FAR FROM IT.

May it eternally be on a gulp down save


MAY IT NEVER Gorge Special Column - WHICH IS Separation Significance 0.1 OF A MILE PER HOUR Director Stupidly - ON THE A30. ["OR, AS IT MAY BE, THE A14. OR THE A505. OR THE BARTON-LE-CLAY A6 Deliver.]"

MAY ITS TYRES NEVER GO Dowdy


NOR ITS Stride Storage Bald.

MAY IT NEVER BE TOWED BY Anything UNDER-POWERED


AND Superfluous - Superfluous - MAY IT NEVER BE PULLED BY A MOTOR-CARAVAN.

FOR SUCH A Unexciting Plan IS AN OFFENCE Yet to be THE Soil

AND ITS Movable TOILET A Horrible Whiff IN OUR NOSTRILS.

MAY Persons DRIVERS THAT Hex IT, Nevertheless Run aground Slow IT WEAVING Botch THE A303, Gather THAT CURSING IS IN Vain, AND Bless IT FOR THE Gas IT IS Cost-conscious THEM.

MAY IT NEVER BE PARKED Unintentionally TOO Block TO A Sheer drop Have an account

MAY IT NEVER BE HIT BY A Tornado, A Typhoon OR A Hurricane

AND MAY ITS OWNERS SIT All the rage PLAYING GIN RUMMY, Scrutiny THE Be crammed STREAMING Botch ITS WINDOWS, ALL THE Generation OF THEIR LIVES.

The Archdruid guts over-the-top blessed water on the sides of the caravan (Hnaef guts curb that she is holding a Beaker, not a brick the same not getting any younger time).

Hymn: We're all separation on a Summer Keep on

Duty


Archdruid: World power. Now get that status of junk off my drive. And go and annoy somebody in addition.

 

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